It is a widely known fact that Papyrus is the most overused, obnoxious font known to mankind. As part of my ongoing effort to make the world a better, safer, beautifuler place I have decided to create Papyrus Patrol as a way to raise awareness for this infestation and to keep readers informed on the various uses and locations of Papyrus, that they might avoid them at all cost. You’re welcome. Please feel free to send in photos and locations when you experience a papyrus sighting too!
Our first offender is the Edible Arrangements franchise located in Portsmouth, New Hampshire. After some light research I have discovered that there are 847 Edible Arrangements stores nationwide. That’s a lot of Papyrus. Thankfully, the Edible Arrangements website provides a store locator so that internet-savvy customers can locate and avoid each and every one of them as payback for their unoriginal choice in font. Thanks, Edible Arrangements!

October 24, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Forget no papyrus, I’m from the Learn How To Take a Photo In Focus patrol and you’re busted!!
May 29, 2009 at 9:02 pm
avoid a franchise that sells delicious chocolate fruit because of the font they use?? you’re crazy!