Rainforest Cafe, Burlington MA
Ladies and gentlemen, it was on an innocent expedition to the Rainforest Cafe that I was given a ‘Passport to Adventure.‘ First of all, this passport isn’t really a passport, it is simply a piece of paper that means that you get to go wait in line. Pretty deceptive, lame. Second, as I looked closely at the (non)passport, I realized that it was not only lame – it used Papyrus font!
Needless to say, I dropped the passport immediately, left the restaurant, and took my business elsewhere. But unfortunately, I will never be able to fully retrieve or redeem those few brief seconds that I was forced to hold that Papyrus passport in my hands.
Dear readers, heed my warning: stay away from the Rainforest Cafe or you may lose more than just a few seconds of your time…you may lose your dignity altogether.
