Community Bulletin Board - North Adams, MA
While wandering through North Adams, MA, I realized that there was a disturbing lack of Papyrus to be found. Don’t get me wrong – I was very happy to be avoiding contact with it. But usually, when you go too long without seeing Papyrus you know that you aren’t looking hard enough. So, I looked harder. And there, in the corner of my eye I saw a Community Bulletin Board. For those of you who don’t know, Community Bulletin Boards are the dank, breeding grounds for bad fonts. I quickly surveyed my find and, sure enough, spotted a poster that read “Calling to Loon: Embracing Your Inner Wilderness” and advertised a sculpture and writing workshop in Vermont. I quickly pulled out a marker and changed the “L” in “Loon” to an “M” – thereby making the sign read “Calling to Moon.” I walked away proudly – anyone who would attend a “Calling to Moon” seminar probably deserves to be brainwashed by Papyrus-using cretins. Mission Accomplished.
NOTE: Searching for Papyrus at community bulletin boards is not recommended for novice Papyrus Patrolmen. Because the amount of Papyrus present on such boards can be abundant and overwhelming to even the most experienced patrolmen, we recommend that newbies search out Papyrus in more open areas before taking on a community bulletin board. In the fight against Papyrus, always put safety first.
